Introduction

Once upon a time, Hanging in space

Was a planet called Earth. It was a nice place.

But it was a place where Chaos reigned king

It was on account of this 'global warming' thing.

They said it would destroy the planet.

Anything that produced Co2: "Ban it!"

(It's really rather interesting though

When they say 'global warming' someone's

knee deep in snow.)

It could be people weren't doing things right.

It could be on account of all their fights.

But I think that the reason for this schism

Is the rampart attack of yellow journalism.

I must be nuts. I've been threatening to do this for so long, and I've finally gone and done it.

This blog is about Global Warming. Actually, this blog is about de-bunking Global Warming. Global Warming isn't about the planet, it's about Al Gore. But somehow it became real. People actually believe this crap.

I can't take it anymore. On August 12, 2008, I was flipping through the USA Weekend that came with our newspaper, then I saw it. "4 Easy Ways To Turn School Days Green." That was the straw that broke the camel's back, as they say. I was fed up with the crap, and having shoved down my throat. I started writing my "book" later that night. Somehow, it acquired the name 'Cynical Book.' This is because when I am a cynic when it comes to global warming. Eventually, I decided to put the book on a blog. It will be easy for me to manage and update, and free for everyone to see.

I don't know where this is going, and I don't know where it will end. All I know is I have to try.

And so it begins.

Special thanks to CKSinfo.com for the clip art of the book.