California
"Arizona, how could you throw out all these illegals? They just need better lives, and what better place to get that than here in America?"
Human Name: Rosalyn Jones
Age as of 2010: 160
Admission to the Union: September 9, 1850
Description: She has black hair and blue eyes, and tends to wear a long pink dress and tiara. Much like every other state, she does not look her age (only looks about 19), and she is only about one inch shorter than her father.
Trivia: California has the highest and lowest points in the continuous states.
Story Notes: She is immensely irritating to her other siblings, harassing Arizona and bothering Nevada, neither of whom appreciate her threats/meddling. She is often called a Prima Donna by the rest of the Southwestern states (And Nevada.) She is in bad shape because of wasteful spending, but apparently no one’s told her yet.
Characterization: Prima Donna-ish.
Author's notebook - Where do I start with this character? Oh, yeah, with an apology. I know not everyone is California is a lunatic liberal. Uh... she used to a nice kid ... then the Democrats came.
*Please see disclaimers in State Notes A
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